See below the best quotes from the unexpectedly surprising TV series Fleabag from the Amazon Prime Video. Fun, irreverent and uncontrolled, Fleabag is the most uncomfortable series you will find on Amazon Prime. Of course, the best quotes of Fleabag can be found here.
1The best quotes of Fleabag
- “People make mistakes. That’s why they put rubbers at the end of pencils.” – Fleabag
- “I had to do a flash poo in Pret.” – Fleabag
- “Hair is everything. We’re meant to think that it’s a symbol of power, that it’s a symbol of fertility.” – Fleabag
- “I have a horrible feeling that I’m a greedy, perverted, selfish, apathetic, cynical, depraved, morally bankrupt woman who can’t even call herself a feminist” – Fleabag
- “I’m a big reader with no friends.” – The Priest
2The best quotes of Fleabag
- “I talk and drink and laugh and give them Bibles”. – The Priest
- “He’s one of those men who is explosively sexually inappropriate with everyone but who makes you feel bad if you take offence”. – Fleabag
- “If someone love me i hope they eventually leave me alone.” – The Priest
- My sister. She’s uptight and beautiful and probably anorexic, but clothes look awesome on her so…” – Fleabag
3The best quotes of Fleabag
- “People are all we’ve got. So grab the night by its nipples and go flirt with someone.” – Belinda
- “If you rid a women of her head and limbs you can’t really expect her to do anything other than roll around” – Fleabag
- “I’m not a bad guy. I just have a bad personality.” – Martin
- “Dad’s way of coping with two motherless daughters was to buy us tickets to feminist lectures, start f* our Godmother and eventually stop calling.” – Fleabag
4The best quotes of Fleabag
- “Sometimes I wish I didn’t even know that fuc*ing existed” – Fleabag
- “Being a romantic takes a hell of a lot of hope. I think what they mean is, when you find somebody that you love, it feels like hope.” – The Priest
- “Either she’s got her period, or some serious shit has gone down” – Fleabag
- “My bottom dropped ages ago. My farts used to be like “pah!”. – Fleabag
5The best quotes of Fleabag
- When the doctor questions her about her family history: “Evil boobs everywhere” – Fleabag
- “Maybe happiness isn’t what you believe, but who you believe.” – Fleabag
- “Do you still wank about me?” – Fleabag
- “Either everyone feels like this a little bit and they’re just not talking about it or I am completely fucking alone.” – Fleabag
- “Being proper and sweet and nice and pleasing is a f*cking nightmare. It’s exhausting.” – Fleabag
6The best quotes of Fleabag
- “Women are born with pain built-in. We carry it within ourselves. Men have to seek it out.” – Belinda
- “I don’t have rye bread, but I have some normal bread you can puke up later?” – Fleabag
- “She is not an evil stepmother, she’s just a C*NT!” – Fleabag
7The best quotes of Fleabag
- “I have a horrible feeling I am a greedy, perverted, selfish, apathetic, cynical, depraved” – Fleabag
- “Morally bankrupt woman who can’t even call herself a feminist.” – Fleabag
- Now they’re just sort of fighting their way out.” – Fleabag
