Here are the best Deadpool quotes. The Marvel superhero has the best quotes to inspire or to make people laugh. So, if you want to know what the best Deadpool quotes are, here is the list of the best Deadpool quotes.
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100 Best Quotes from Deadpool
- “I’m like Robin Hood. I rob from the rich and give to the needy. I just happen to be needy.”
- “With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.”
- “You don’t need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you.”
- “You’re about to be killed by a Zamboni.”
- “You may be wondering why the red suit. Well, that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed.”
- “You’re probably thinking, ‘My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a kebab.’ Well, I may be super, but I’m no hero.”
- “Well, that’s just lazy writing.”
100 Best Quotes from Deadpool
- “Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness.”
- “Maximum effort!”
- “Remember, when life gives you a wet willy, you give life a noogie right back.” –
- “Oh, I’m gonna spell it out for you.”
- “Sarcasm: because beating the crap out of people is illegal.”
- “I’m just a bad guy who gets paid to f*ck up worse guys.”
- “There are no heroes in life, kiddo. Just people who are less f*cked up than others.”
- “My common sense is tingling.”
- “If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.”
100 Best Quotes from Deadpool
- “Oh, you’re expecting a joke. ‘How many bullets does it take to kill a Wolverine?’ None.”
- “I had a Liam Neeson nightmare. I dreamt I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn’t having it.”
- “Love is not a sprint; it’s a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms… or hits you with the pepper spray.”
- “I may not have a PhD, but I do have a DD-214.”
- “I find that a duck’s opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.”
- “I can’t protect you. With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow and I’m basically Hawkeye.”
- “That’s right, ladies. I’m single and ready to flamingle.”
- “I aim to misbehave.”
100 Best Quotes from Deadpool
- “Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage… or indigestion. I always forget which.” – Deadpool comic quote
- “I don’t feel so good, Mr. Stark… Oh, wait, wrong franchise.”
- “You’re right. Cancer is a shit-show. Like a Yakov Smirnoff opening for the Spin Doctors at the Iowa State Fair kind of shit-show.”
- “Time to make the chimichangas!”
- “Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
- “I belong to a group of guys who take a dime to beat a fella down. And he’s worth every penny of it.”
- “Looks are everything! Ever heard David Beckham speak?”
- “Negasonic Teenage… What the shit? That’s the coolest name ever!”
100 Best Quotes from Deadpool
- “Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world smells like daffodil daydream.”
- “Did I leave the stove on?”
- “McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are confusing.”
- “This is what happens when you give an existential crisis a corporeal form.”
- “Here’s the plan: We’re going to completely change the way people see the sewer system.”
- “So dark! Are you sure you’re not from the DC Universe?”
- “I didn’t just get the cure to el cancer, I got the cure to el everything.”
- “Bad Deadpool… Good Deadpool!”
100 Best Quotes from Deadpool
- “Can you see it? Do you see that beautiful bright light? There it is. [pause] Oh, that’s the sun. Don’t stare directly into that.”
- “All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex.”
- “Your crazy matches my crazy, big time.”
- “Talk to the hand, ’cause the face is pissed.”
- “I’m gonna do what I do best: lecture her on the power of friendship.”
100 Best Quotes from Deadpool
- “I’m not just known as Deadpool. I’m also known as the Merc with a Mouth. Bet you’re wondering where the mouth part comes in.”
- “I’ve been described as unstable, which is just plain coo-coo. (Wait, do sane people say coo-coo?)”
- “It’s a big house. It’s weird I only ever see two of you. It’s almost like the studio couldn’t afford another X-Man.”
- “A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That’s like… sixteen walls!”
- “When life gives you lemons, just say ‘F*ck the lemons,’ and bail.” –
