75 QUOTES from ETERNALS of MARVEL

• Mark Curry: Since I’m currently not getting enough sleep to be polite, I’d tell you you sounded nuts.
• Ike Harris: What would you say if I told you you were an immortal superhuman, granted powers by aliens to safeguard the earth from harm?
• -Mark Curry: I’d tell you that I’m calling hospital security if you don’t go away.
  -Ike Harris: That’s what I was afraid of.

• Mark Curry: I don’t want to join your religion, I’d tell you to leave me alone.
• Sersi: You’ll join a convent or start a charity or something which would in no way be as disruptive as you lending me the nine hundred dollars.
• Thena: The blast renders human eye unable to see, leaving enemy forces helpless against our soldiers, who’ll have these goggles.

• -Sersi: Can you lend me like nine hundred dollars?
  -Abi: Why should I lend you nine hundred dollars?
  -Sersi: If you don’t lend me nine hundred dollars, I won’t be able to pay my rent. I’ll be thrown out of my apartment. So I’ll have to move i with you and be in your living room all the time, eating your food and stealing your boyfriend again.
• Abi: I’ll lend you the money, provided you promise to pay me back eventually and when did you steal my boyfriend?

• Ike Harris: The Third Horde of Celestials arrived only thirty years ago, you must remember.
• Hitman: Yes, Harris survived the explosion, the fall, and the attack, so I thought we’d start this morning by drowning him.
• Mark Curry: Why aren’t there more of you? Why haven’t you bred? Wouldn’t we all be Eternals?

• Mark Curry: 1970s? I wasn’t even alive at the time, but someone would have noticed.
• -Ike Harris: You do believe me, don’t you?
  -Mark Curry: Well, put it like this if Spider-Man told me he’d got his spider-powers from reading Chariots of the Gods, I’d probably say he was nuts, too.
• Mark Curry: You claim that you can shrug of any disease, live indefinitely, fly… in any genetic lottery, you are the guys with the million-dollar tickets.

• Phone: It won’t work. He has extremely efficient lungs. He can get oxygen from water if he has to.
• Sersi: I checked, and “Cute Friend of the Organizer” just wasn’t enough for them to let you in.
• -Mark Curry: Sersi, I have to thank you for letting me come to this party.
  -Sersi: If anyone asks, you’re the New York editor for ‘Foreign Policy Monthly’.
• Sersi:I mean, what am I supposed to do? What if I’m some kind of freak?

• Mark Curry: We always encourage our staffers to follow their own voice, so to speak.
• Embassy Official: This man’s an idiot, just like all American journalists.
• -Mark Curry: Well, I believe that ‘Foreign Policy Monthly’ has had the most even account of the war in Chechnya.
  -Vorozheikan Embassy Official: Even? Last month you were in favor of the rebels, this you’re in favor of the government.

• Mel: Well, to look on the bright side, I can tell Banana Splitz Todd, and he’ll break out the champagne.
• Ike Harris: I am Ikaris of the Eternals. I am older than humanity. I was created to protect this Earth and everything that moves upon it.
• Hitman: Faith, my friend, is what separates us from the animals.
• Ike Harris: Someone has done this to my people. Whoever you are… wherever you are – I will find you.

• Sersi: Sprite, that’s so sweet. But you’re just a child!
• Sprite: Yeah, I had to spend a million years watching the rest of you swan around as adults… a million years of being treated like a kid…
• Sersi: Now he’s a tree. Can we get back to taking Mark to a hospital?
• Hitman: You have no hope of success against the Celestial. Y
• Ikaris: Shut up, tree. There’s always hope.
• Sersi: I have no idea how to… oh, dammit!
• Zuras: A noble thought, Sprite, but you’re just a child!
• Sprite: Of course, she’d had sex with all the straight male Eternals, all sixty of them, except me.

• Sprite: I don’t know why you were so worried about Sersi, Makkari. You and her were together since the dawn times.
• Sprite: I settled for this. Fame and humanity. The world loves me as a child superstar, and someday I’m going to be a man.
• Sprite: I gave you all humanity, Makkari. You should be freaking grateful.
• Narrator: Druig smiles as his terrified minions kill his prisoners with knives.
• -Iron Man: Where the hell did that giant robot come from?
  -Yellowjacket: I think it’s Japanese.
• Sprite: In the morning, he will announce that these atrocities have been committed by… Who?

• Yellowjacket: They love giant robots in Japan.
• Hitman: No-one move, or I eat the child. And believe me, that’s not a figure of speech.
• Ikaris: Sersi, quickly! Use your powers to save us!
• Ikaris: Maybe if your shadow is big enough we can delay the Celestial from powering up.
• -Yellowjacket: The robot is solar-powered?
  -Ikaris: Exactly. Except it’s not a robot and it’s not solar-powered.
• Zuras: The one city in the entire world where the climate around it is just as dangerous as the inhabitants, and they decide to attack it.
• Iron Man: So it’s a giant alien robot. It’s not God.
• Kra: Hear me, Eternals! From the farthest corners of the world, we have come! Now face – Kra and his Deviant Army!

• Zuras: We are the Eternals. We are humanity’s last court of appeal.
• Zuras: We are ageless. We will still be here tomorrow, and a hundred centuries from now.

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