Enjoy the 100 best quotes from Harley Quinn and Joker, the most brutal couple in the DCComic universe. Prepare for the scandal with the best phrases of Joker and Harley Quinn.
1100 Quotes from Harley Quinn and Joker
Smile because it confuses people. Smile because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you, inside -Joker.
I may be twisted but at least I make it interesting – Joker
My love for my Joker was stronger than their mad house walls – Harley Quin.
So when you find yourself locked into an unpleasant train of thought, heading for the places in the past where the screaming is unbearable, remember there’s always madness – the emergency exit – Joker.
Madness, as you know, is like gravity, all it takes is a little push – Joker.
2100 Quotes from Harley Quinn and Joker
The sorrow behind your smile; the love behind your anger; and the reason behind your silence – Joker
No matter how insane you maybe, there is always someone to complete the insanity.
I may look happy but honestly dear, the only way I will really smile is if you cut me ear to ear – Joker.
You can’t kill me without becoming like me. I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me – Joker to Batman.
May be we feel empty because we live pieces of us with everything we use to love – Joker.
3100 Quotes from Harley Quinn and Joker
After everything, I’ve been through I’m still smiling not because am strong, but because I’m crazy. Now that should scare you – Joker
Whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.
Not this my sweet, the death of Batman must be nothing less than a masterpiece – Joker.
Only trust someone who can see these three things in you:
Don’t talk like you’re one of them, you’re not! To them, you’re just a freak…like me. They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper – Joker.
Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you’re stronger than whatever tried to hurt you.
4100 Quotes from Harley Quinn and Joker
You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps.
If you’re good at something, never do it for free – Joker.
I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nooo, thank you!
I have a method to my madness only I can understand.
Smiling sarcastically is another form of saying go f**k yourself – Joker.
If someone just hates you for no reason, give that jerk a reason – Joker.
Be the type of person that when your feet touch the floor in the morning, the devil says, Aww shit…they’re awake – Joker.
5100 Quotes from Harley Quinn and Joker
Am not going to kill you, but am going to hurt you really, really bad – Joker.
We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realise they were inside us – Joker
Wait till they get a load of me – Harley Quinn.
You just couldn’t let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object – Joker to Batman.
The world can be amazing when you’re slightly strange.
People love to pretend fantasy and reality are separate, distinct, unrelated. Nothing could be further from the truth. They’re entwined.
6100 Quotes from Harley Quinn and Joker
A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love – Joker
If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.
All of that chit-chat is gonna get you hurt – Harley Quinn.
I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day.
Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos – Joker.
Because everything she does comes from within; from some dark impulse. I guess that’s what makes her so thrilling to watch. So dangerous. Even perfect at times, but also so damn destructive – Joker about Harley Quinn.
Find what you love and let it kill you.
7100 Quotes from Harley Quinn and Joker
Harley Quinn: Says the guy who lives in a sewer.
Killer Croc: At least I know it’s a sewer.
Harley Quinn: Oh, I get it. ‘Cause, like, this is a sewer, too, only with nice shops and restaurants, right? You hate mankind much? Let me guess. Mommy didn’t take you to Chuck E. Cheese on your sixth birthday. I can recommend a good therapist.
So what if I’m crazy? the best people are.
Am not sick, I’m twisted. Sick makes it sound like there’s a cure – Joker.
Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.
I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome – Joker.
8100 Quotes from Harley Quinn and Joker
No matter how insane you maybe, there is always someone to complete the insanity
Childhood is when you Idolise Batman, adulthood is when you realise that the Joker makes more sense – Joker.
I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dances with mine.
I found The Joker’s psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming — and his charm irresistible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me.
9100 Quotes from Harley Quinn and Joker
Harley Quinn: Why do you eat people?
Killer Croc: Gives me their power.
Harley Quinn: Would you like to eat me?
Killer Croc: Hell no.
Harley Quinn: Aw, why not?
Killer Croc: I don’t want your crazy.
The Joker: There is something you could do for me, Doctor.
Harley Quinn: Anything. I mean, yeah.
The Joker: I need a machine gun
Harley Quinn: A machine gun?
Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.
If I’m mad enough to skip the tears and go straight to laughing, you better run cause I’m about to lose my shit.
10100 Quotes from Harley Quinn and Joker
I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way.
Didn’t you like my show? Well, try this one. It’s called ‘Animals Attack People I Hate. It’s a comedy.
I’m known to be quite vexing I’m just forewarning you.
I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.
You really put the ‘fun’ in a funeral.
We’re bad guys, it’s what we do.
11100 Quotes from Harley Quinn and Joker
That so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile.
The Joker: Dr. Quinzel. You know, I live for these moments with you. What do you got?
Harley Quinn: I got you a kitty.
The Joker: So thoughtful.
Harley Quinn: Because I’m bored! I need a victim, a mind to pry apart and spit in.
Diablo: Just leave it, mate. She’s a rabbit hole. Don’t fall in.